{"id":174,"date":"2018-09-12T23:29:21","date_gmt":"2018-09-13T02:29:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/duraznohoy.com\/?p=174"},"modified":"2018-09-12T23:29:49","modified_gmt":"2018-09-13T02:29:49","slug":"viajar-viajar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/duraznohoy.com\/?p=174","title":{"rendered":"Viajar&#8230;viajar&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" width=\"803\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\"><strong><span class=\"frases\">Las excusas de los alumnos<\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"normal3\" align=\"left\">\n<table style=\"height: 5px;\" border=\"0\" width=\"5\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"right\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\" valign=\"top\">\n<div id=\"richmedia_8\" align=\"center\">..<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Entran 2 chicos al aula, y la profesora le dice a uno de ellos:<br \/>\n&#8211; Alumno, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 llega tarde?<br \/>\n&#8211; Es que estaba so\u00f1ando que viajaba por todas partes, conoc\u00ed tantos pa\u00edses, y me despert\u00e9 un poco tarde.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00bfY usted, alumno?<br \/>\n&#8211; \u00a1Yo fui al aeropuerto a recibirlo!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Las excusas de los alumnos .. Entran 2 chicos al aula, y la profesora le&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":175,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/duraznohoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/duraznohoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/duraznohoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/duraznohoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/duraznohoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/duraznohoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/duraznohoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/duraznohoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/duraznohoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/duraznohoy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}